Sunday, September 23, 2007

I'm going under the knife!

Two best friends Mel and Jen decide to meet at Lucky Horseshoe. Mel has this life changing event she wishes to share with Jen. Let's listen in their conversation.

Mel: "Hi Jen, what's up!"

Jen: "I am blessed dear, very blessed."

Mel: "I am so glad you could meet with me today."

Jen: "I really can't wait for you to share the good news. So what is it?"

Mel: "Well, Jen. You know I've been looking for ways to improve my life and I can guarantee you this is the best method known to mankind."

Jen: "Well get on with it, spill the beans, the suspense is killing me!"

Mel: "Are you ready? I am going under the knife!"

Jen: "What?!"

Mel: "That's right babes, the TOTAL makeover. The whole works."

Jen: "I know you've been battling with self-esteem, but Mel isn't there a better alternative?"

Mel: "There's none quite like this. It's free of cost and it will hurt and sting, but the results will be oustanding."

Mel: "The man who will perform the surgery is very well trained. He's had years of experience in this area."

Mel: "I have a book, He's very famous, let me show you."

Jen: "Mel I still don't think this is a good....."

Mel reached into her bag took out her Bible and turned the pages to these verses. For the word of God is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing even to the division of soul and spirit, and of joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. And there is no creature hidden from His sight, but all things are naked and open to the eyes of Him to whom we must give account. Hebrews 4:12-13 NKJV

Jen breathed a huge sigh of relief and smiled.

"Mel you had me going for a second there."

Comfort Her

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